Episode 1
Pilot
Episode 2
It's My Party
Episode 3
Neighborhood Watch
Episode 4
Happily Ever Hilton
Episode 5
The Best Little Antique Shop in Astoria
Episode 6
One Foot in Your Mouth
Episode 7
Natural Born Debtors
Episode 8
The Two Mr. Lucases
Episode 9
No Nudes is Good Nudes
Episode 10
Basketball Story
Episode 11
Guard Almighty
Episode 12
The Broken Reflection
Episode 13
Tempus Lucas
Episode 14
Guess Whose President is Coming to Dinner?
Episode 15
Brave New Hilton
Episode 16
Lucas Platonicus
Episode 17
Valentine's Day
Episode 18
Florida
Episode 19
Anniversary Waltz
Episode 20
That Darn Cat
Episode 21
I'm OK, You're Hilton
Episode 22
The Return of the Charlites
Episode 23
My Dinner with Methuselah
Episode 24
Hilton's Playland
Episode 25
Social Insecurity
About My Life
Wake up and Smell the Coffeehouse
The Rules
Two Cents
Older and Out
Lucas Smartypantsicus
Last Man Standing
Dating Games
The Pilot (Not the Pilot)
Lucas Raymondicus
Shall We Dance
The Two Hilton Lucases
A Team of His Own
Brazil
Old Yeller
Out to Launch
Fifteen Minutes of Fame
Mud
Enter Lucas
1040 - Not So EZ
Men are from Mars, Women are from Astoria
On the Rocks
Love Intervention
The First Gentleman
Now Is the Time, the Walrus Said
Do Not Overheat
Chemistry
Lucas Discordia
The Greatest Gift
Lucas Matriculus
Playground Scar
The Episode Episode
Judgment Day
Turkey Day
The Awful Truth
Lucas Absentia
False Alarm
A Very Nice Dance
Ol' Betsy
Afterschool Delight
Will Power
Lucas Illuminus
Timerity
The Party's Over
The Vesey Method
He Who Hesitates is Lucas
War Stories
My Spy
The Wedding
Book 'Em, Griff O
Lucas Apocalypse
A Teacher's Life
There's Something About Hilton
Superstar
The Parent Trap
One for the Books
Loving Madeline
The Hilton Hilton
Chilly Scenes of Winter Golf
To Catch a Thief
Raising Paranoia
It's a Wonderful Wife
Perfect Valentine
A Pair of Threes Beats a Flush Every Time
Thursday's Child
Kids Eat the Darndest Things
A Long Night's Journey
The Song Remains the Same
