Episode 1
With Sex You Get Eggroll
Episode 2
Silence of the Clams
Episode 3
In the G-Hetto
Episode 4
Love, Native American Style
Episode 5
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
Episode 6
Fanny and the Professor
Episode 7
Eat My Muffin
Episode 8
Miso Honei
Episode 9
South of Her Border
Episode 10
Day of the Jackass
Episode 11
A Star Is Boned
Episode 12
Attack of the Cocktopuss
Episode 13
Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
B.J. Blue Hawaii
From Russia with Johnson
Remember Her Titans
Rod Strikes Back
Queefer Madness
Light My Firebush
Chip's a Goy
A Tale of Two Johnsons
It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!
The Island of Dr. Merlot
The Sexorcist
Grand Prix
Episode 14
Area 69
Episode 15
Booger Nights
Penetration Island
Saturday Night Queefer
In the Line of Booty
Three Days of the Condom
Witness for the Prostitution
The Gay Team
You Only Come Once
Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
Godfather Knows Best
Empty the Dragon
The Long Hot Johnson
Taco Lips Now (1)
Jailhouse Notch (2)
Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)